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"are u obsessed with patrick stump?"

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no why would u say that

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

this just confirms that I am Tyler Joseph
Summary of Romeo and Juliet

  • romeo: im so sad
  • romeo: ill never be happy
  • romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  • romeo: WHO DAT
  • romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  • romeo: imma dance with her
  • romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
  • juliet: dafuq are you
  • romeo: shh *kiss*
  • juliet: :oo
  • *party over*
  • romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  • romeo: LADY
  • romeo: HEY LADY
  • juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  • romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
  • juliet: dont you think its too soon
  • romeo: idk
  • juliet: brb
  • romeo: k
  • juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  • romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  • *next day*
  • rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  • friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  • romeo: yeh
  • friar: ok fine ur married
  • rome and juli: yaaaay
  • *some time later*
  • tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  • mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  • tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
  • mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  • romeo: hnnn
  • tybalt: ....
  • romeo HNNN
  • tybalt: ...
  • romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  • tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  • prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  • romeo: i sorry
  • prince: no ur banished
  • romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  • romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  • friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  • romeo: k *leaves*
  • juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  • friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  • juliet: ok
  • juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
  • nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  • lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  • nurse: k
  • juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  • romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  • romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
  • romeo: WHAT
  • romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
  • romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  • romeo: *buys potion*
  • romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  • romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  • romeo: but im sure she is
  • romeo: *kiss juliet*
  • romeo: *drinks poison*
  • romeo: he ded
  • juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  • juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  • juliet: HE DED
  • juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  • friar: *comes in cell*
  • friar: uh oh
  • prince: WHAT DIS
  • CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
  • CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
luxwing:

The new Avengers movie looks great

luxwing:

The new Avengers movie looks great

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My teacher emailed me asking me if I am reading over the summer. How do I say that I am reading gay fanfiction without saying I am reading “gay fanfiction”?

"I’m starting to become more interested in the works of aspiring authors expanding on already…

ladoddsy:

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perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:


The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'
It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'

It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

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Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire

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not so surprised that he’s nash grier’s best friend

necrophilofthefuture:

not so surprised that he’s nash grier’s best friend

ezriela:

hypable:

Harry Potter actor David Legeno was found dead in California’s Death Valley earlier this week. He was 50 years old.
Actor and mixed martial arts specialist David Legeno, best known to Potter fans as Fenrir Greyback, was sadly found dead on Sunday in Death Valley where he had been hiking. According to The Mirror, the 50-year-old actor’s body was discovered by a hiking group in a remote wash just west of Zabriskie Pointe, below Manly Beacon.
Authorities say they do not suspect any foul play was involved and believe that the actor died of heat related complications while in the area.
Read more at Hypable.com

ezriela:

hypable:

Harry Potter actor David Legeno was found dead in California’s Death Valley earlier this week. He was 50 years old.

Actor and mixed martial arts specialist David Legeno, best known to Potter fans as Fenrir Greyback, was sadly found dead on Sunday in Death Valley where he had been hiking. According to The Mirror, the 50-year-old actor’s body was discovered by a hiking group in a remote wash just west of Zabriskie Pointe, below Manly Beacon.

Authorities say they do not suspect any foul play was involved and believe that the actor died of heat related complications while in the area.

Read more at Hypable.com

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